The Managers

Director of Football & Secratary

Alan Dannett – One of the nicest men you could ever meet. Without him we wouldn’t have a team. He’s the first there on match days and training, letting us know exactly what’s happening. He even comes on the training runs with us.

His only fault is that when we are getting ready to play and someone asks “Has anyone got some tape?” He always reply’s “I’ve got a bit of Meatloaf in the car”.

Top bloke.

Manager

Glynn Sterland – Eats, sleeps and drinks football (and lager). Always trying to get us to play football how it should be played, on the floor.

Lost his rag a few times last season, and rightly so, we were crap. Kicked the sh*t out of a brand new plastic kit box he’d just bought, smashing it to pieces.

He is a great coach, who makes running about like idiots bearable. Still has a good touch on him in training, and he’s shown a few of us a clean pair of heels with the Sterland Shuffle.

Assistant Manager

Ben Ellison - Former commanding centre half, club captain and players player of the season 2005/06 season. Having retired through injury Alan and Glynn offered Ben the chance to become Glynns assistant.

Has so far been very vocal on the touchline, barking orders at the defence. Constantly patrolling the line encouraging everyone.